Advertising  Age  just came out with their annual list of the 10 best ad agencies in America. I must admit that I have a great deal of trouble with the word “best”, even in the rare occasion someone may be applying the word to me or something I’ve done.

While I’m not sure what “best” means, I do know that none of the current 10 shops can say they haven’t put out some lousy stuff. It happens to everyone. But what does best mean? Does that mean they won a bunch of awards? Does it mean that the agency was able to buy up 10 other agencies this past year? Does it mean that they lucked out and didn’t wind up losing too many billings from clients putting them into review? Does it mean their billings for the year went through the roof?

Perhaps because I tend to work too much in a vacuum these days, there were a couple of agency names I had never heard of. And you can’t say it’s because they’re tiny shops, because this year’s winners featured agencies with as many as 10,000 employees. (The article came out a few weeks ago, so it could be up to 11,000) The smallest agency on the list has 120 employees, although I suspect that number will be going up pretty soon too.

Maybe, I’ve been out of the loop and a 120 employee agency is considered small, what about some of the agencies I’ve contracted to do creative with that have 25 people or less. In some case, they have 3 or 4 people. There must be a new category for these agencies. Maybe like in the dog world, where ultra-small dogs are now called “teacup”. Are these agencies with less than 100 people “teacup” agencies or should we have a different term for them, like “muy pequino” or “micro agency” or “mini-me”? Never mind, that last one was taken in Austin Powers.

Hmmm, micro-agency. I thought for the heck, I’d Google “Micro agency” and apparently at least one ad agency called StrawberryFrog is using it. Darn and I thought I made the term up.  But with offices in Mumbai, Amsterdam, Sao Paulo and New York, StrawberryFrog seems far from what I would call micro.

Now Johnny Diaz, who works out of a 12 X 10 office without a parking space, that’s micro.

Oh boy, it seems like I just digressed 2 or 3 good paragraphs worth, which may even be a record for me. Now what was I saying? Oh yeah, what the hell does “best” mean anyway?

Considering that I always like sticking to the brief and looking at things from the client’s viewpoint, I think that best would be the kind of agency that manages to break new ground, come up with the unexpected and help propel their clients agenda and (hopefully, but not always), their bottom line.

Maybe it’s also because the projects I get to deal with often have budgets that are lower than the Mocha Frappuccino bill alone that some of the big boys ring up, I tend not to get too impressed even when something really cool comes along that creative billed out at a couple of million. For criminy sakes, I have some friends who have made incredible feature length films for less dough than that.

As an ADDY Awards coordinator and occasional entrant, I was always amazed at how the judges almost always invariably went for the high priced stuff. The usual suspects tend to win the regional and national gold and silver awards. Quite frankly, I wish the folks who did the spots for “Head On – Apply Directly to the Forehead” had entered a few awards shows. Want to talk about best? They took a crummy “as seen on tv” product and catapulted it to the top of an insipidly crowded and difficult product category. They did it on a relative shoestring too. That to me is “best”

Best, is the agency who figured out how to get a $100,000 budget to play a million bucks. Best is the kid who entered a competition for Chevy and got to have his “Happy Grad “commercial air during this year’s Superbowl game. Although technically, he wouldn’t have gotten to do that if it wasn’t for Goodby, who held the contest that he won. I’m wondering though how they’ll justify doing another commercial for a million dollars after they’ve aired one that cost $15,000. That’s advertising for you.

I like the show “So You Think You Can Dance”. One thing I particularly like about them as opposed to the “American Idol”, is that SYTYCD bills itself not as presenting America’s “BEST” dancer, but uses the word “Favorite”. Although I suppose we could get into a bit of a pissing match regarding favorite, as in “who’s favorite and why”. Since, ultimately the dancer with the most votes wins, and the voters represent America and anybody can vote, then it would seem it is indeed a popular vote. Popular = favorite.

But heck, you can’t even say that about the President of the United States. I saw something recently that showed a person could be elected President with less than 35% of the popular vote.  George W. Bush didn’t have the popular vote. He wasn’t the favorite, but instead some people speaking for us figured he was the “best” choice. There’s that darn “Best” screwing things up again.

In all fairness, Advertising Age did list some smaller shops in a “Standouts to Watch” category, but that seems a lot like going to the prom with your cousin. (I’m not sure what I even mean by that, so you’ll have to come up with your own interpretation.)

And I’m not against the process they used, despite my having no idea what the criteria for “Best” ad agency is or was. Heck, they’re the authority. I’m a nobody.  I just wish they’d call it “Advertising Age’s Favorite 10 Agencies, as opposed to “best”.

My hat’s off to all the hard working advertising agency people who will never make it to the “Best Ten” list, probably won’t make it to the “Standouts to Watch List” and perhaps missed the prom and/ or the Superbowl because they were working on a client presentation. Just keep selling stuff.

And if you need a hand, I’m here and I’d like to be your favorite.

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I’m writing this before the Giants and Patriots meet in the 2012 Superbowl championship game. I’ve noticed that while in years past, very few of the scheduled Superbowl ads were leaked prior to the big game, this year, it appears that all, or almost all of them are on YouTube, Hulu or otherwise available for public consumption.

Whether this is an attempt to squeeze every precious drop of promotional blood from them or simply a response to what many people believe will be a record low viewership for the Superbowl is anybody’s guess.

Perhaps not strangely, while in the past I have been invited to numerous lavish Superbowl parties and events, as well as having been featured on a panel here and there to give my critiques of the commercials, this year I have one invite to go to an out of the way sports bar with a friend and watch the game on 1 of 7  – 23 inch t.v.’s strewn around a bar that has been in desperate need of a facelift since 1978. If I accept the invite, I suspect I’ll be spending more time playing Ms. Pac Man and Foosball than actually watching the game.

So, given the fact that I may actually miss the airing of the infamous Superbowl commercials, because I may not actually be watching the Superbowl, it’s nice to be able to see them now.

This morning I got to view one from S.F. agency Venables Bell for their client Audi, which has been dubbed “Twilight”. Clearly this was designed to work on an audience that might view it once or twice. That’s the beauty of a Superbowl ad, you can blow 4 or 5 million on creative and a media buy and not have to design an ad that can be viewed 6,217 times.

I won’t give it away if you haven’t seen it. But I will say that its attention to detail is impeccable and it is extremely well produced. Take a minute out now and watch it.


Now for purposes of full disclosure, I’ve been a big fan of Paul Venables for quite some time and had the pleasure of working on some projects that he was the driving force for when he was at Goodby. I also get to work with some amazing folks at Venables in my current capacity as the spokesperson for Conoco’s Philips 66. Some of the spots are featured here on my voice over page.

http://jsgilbert.com/voiceover/

But getting back to this year’s Audi spot, I think that this has all the freshness, fun and relevance that I felt was missing from a prior Superbowl spot they did for Audi, that was based on the Godfather.  I may be shooting myself in the foot, but I, who was and still am a huge fan of the Godfather, just didn’t  enjoy that spot.

Then again, we can always say that I’m not the right demographic.

Someone asked me earlier today if I thought this new commerical would sell cars and my response was “No, but it’ll get people thinking about AUDI. AUDI will sell the cars, not the commercial ”.

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Relationships are complex, interesting things.

Some span considerable distances. Others bridge across different languages and cultures.

Some of my better clients are people I’ve never met in person and probably won’t.

The same may be said of many people I call my friend.

Some are strictly electronic. Some, I couldn’t even tell you if the person I’m communicating with is young or old. And in one notable case, I wasn’t sure if the person was male or female.

Dogs and cats have their own web pages with thousands of followers.

The earth turns very much the same way it always has, it’s just everything else about this big blue ball that has changed, and keeps changing.

And it seems that part of this change is that our communication is really pretty poor. Considering that we have microwaves that cook our dinner in seconds, cars that get us vast distances in no time (not to mention planes) and all the other “time saving” conveniences afforded to modern man, it should seem like we would all have nothing but time on our hands. Time to communicate.

But it seems that we don’t.

So what that often means is…

Things don’t get explained.

Things don’t get double checked.

People don’t exchange pleasantries.

We are now communicating in shorthand.

We look for the easy way out.

We want somebody we can blame.

We don’t have time to look for the truth.

We take the convenient road.

We prefer to believe a good lie.

We’d rather reject somebody on the basis of a few cosmetic differences, than instead look at the things we may have in common.

We’d rather hold other cultures up to the light of scrutiny by comparing their culture to ours, instead of taking the effort to try to see things from their perspective.

We over commit, under execute and make excuses.

We hope our problems will go away if we simply ignore them for long enough.

We turn to others to bail us out of our jams.

We don’t say please or thank you.

We take things for granted.

 

 

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Things Are Getting Better? Who Are We Kidding?

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My inbox currently has 30,345 emails preserved in it. And that’s just in my inbox; there are lots of other folders like “Junk Mail”, which alone has 6,142 files. That doesn’t count another 40 or 50,000 emails that live somewhere on a backup drive that I have long ago misplaced. I archived those emails and [...]

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It’s the same motion for [...]

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I Am the Other 99% – Slactivists Unite

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I get it folks. Things are bad. Depending upon who I talk to they’re either just bad or really bad. And while I may have some Facebook friends among the privileged few in our society, neither I nor the bulk of my real life friends, acquaintances, clients or associates tends to truly fit the 1% [...]

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United Kingdom Falls Prey to Pooping Canine Toy

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I have long admired and will even admit to having a bit of a love affair for Britain. I’ve quite respected the continuing love affair with the Royals, even after us colonists not only kicked them to the curb, but they were stripped of all of their power except to wave in a peculiar fashion [...]

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Social Media: Is it better to keep quiet and watch others make mistakes or open your mouth and risk getting attacked?

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Personally, I’d rather do business with a miserable SOB who knows what they’re doing, deals straight with me and can get the job done. But, it might seem from both the behavior of most people on the internet, along with many studies that I am in the minority – way in the minority.
Apparently there is [...]

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Craig Anderton’s 5 Marketing Slogans That Must Die

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Every now and again, as a writer and a big mouth in general, I come across something that says to me, “I could have written that” or “I wish I had written that”, as opposed to “I could have written that better”.
I came across Craig Anderton’s ”Five Marketing Slogans That Must Die”, buried way back in [...]

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Unsocial Media – We Have Met The Enemy and He Is Us

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You’re flipping around in your LinkedIn, when you come across a profile. He’s got over 1,000 contacts, 50 references and 236 best answers. You’re not only getting ready to send him or her, a request to become connected, but you’re thinking about asking them to fly out and speak at your annual luncheon.
The only problem [...]

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